They’ll Call You a Satanist No Matter What

They’ll Call You a Satanist No Matter What

by | Mar 5, 2017

WITCHES BINDING TRUMP AREN’T SATANISTS, BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER Nine days ago, thousands of witches, pagans, magicians, and other magically inclined people cast a spell of binding on Donald Trump. Even though this was a pagan thing rather than a Satanic...

Pizzagate: Anti-Satanists Are Fucking Insane

by | Dec 11, 2016

PIZZAGATE: SATANIC PANIC WITH EXTRA TOPPINGS   The most dangerous thing any Satanist has done lately is get a little busy on Fred Phelps’ mom’s grave. On the other hand, anti-Satanists just goaded a loon into shooting up a Washington DC pizza parlor. Remind...