Conspiracy Messiahs: Dead Is Better
Anti-Satanist conspiracy freaks with #Qanon have chosen a messiah and preach his resurection. Hilariously, even #Qanon can’t convince them they’re wrong.
All Q’ed Up, No Place To Go
Anti-Satanist #Qanon conspirators thought JFK Jr would return from the dead this week. He didn’t. When fanatics get disappointed, they get more dangerous.
The Fake News of “Spiritual Warfare”
Conspiracy asshole Michael Leehan claims he’s an ex-Satanist. He also says he tried to shoot a preacher. Oddly, this doesn’t seem to hurt his credibility.
Satan Brings Sexy Back
That’s how anti-Satanist conspiracy theories work: Even things that debunk the conspiracy are part of the conspiracy, including the NFL and the Super Bowl.
Q: The All New, All Anonymous Satanic Panic
The Internet’s stupidest new Satanic Panic “Pizzagate” conspiracy (marketed by nameless fraud #QAnon) takes the conspiracy game to its inevitable climax.
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