The Sessions Rule: “God” Counts Double

The Sessions Rule: “God” Counts Double

by | Oct 8, 2017

JEFF SESSIONS MEMO SAYS: “GOD” MATTERS MORE THAN YOUR RIGHTS On Friday, a Jeff Sessions memo ordered the federal government to find god. And then to go ahead and find everyone’s basic rights too, but only if there’s time. You may remember that...
People Are Still Having Sex (Good god!)

People Are Still Having Sex (Good god!)

by | Jul 16, 2017

TEEN VOGUE ANAL SEX FIRES UP KOOKS, BUT YOU CAN’T FIGHT HUMAN NATURE I didn’t want to have opinions about the Teen Vogue anal sex essay, but the Internet forced me. And as Teen Vogue readers now know, some things you just shouldn’t force....
The Last Temptation of Arkansas Senator Jason Rapert

The Last Temptation of Arkansas Senator Jason Rapert

by | Jul 2, 2017

HOW THE ARKANSAS TEN COMMANDMENTS MONUMENT BECAME SATAN The Arkansas Ten Commandments monument was only up for a couple of hours before a Dodge Dart drove through the whole 6,000 pound granite mess. Come to think of it, legend has it a similar fate befell the original...
When “God” Was Just a Dick To Job

When “God” Was Just a Dick To Job

by | Jun 18, 2017

SATANIST BIBLE STUDY: JOB’S PROBLEM OF EVIL PROBLEM People who spend a lot of time thinking about god have to worry about what they call the “Problem Of Evil.” Rarely realizing that it’s only a problem for them. The Problem of Evil is simple:...