Satan’s Little Secret

Satan’s Little Secret

by | Aug 13, 2017

“BLACK MASS APPEAL” ASKS: SHOULD WE TELL PEOPLE WE’RE SATANISTS? Last week, Satanic San Francisco launched our new podcast, Black Mass Appeal. Alternative titles we considered: “Satan For The Rest Of Us,” “Are You Afraid Of The...
Trump Feels The Love From Religious Hate Groups

Trump Feels The Love From Religious Hate Groups

by | Jul 30, 2017

HOT FOR SCAPEGOAT, TRUMP BEDEVILS TRANSGENDER SOLDIERS On Wednesday, alleged US President Donald Trump tried to bar transgender soldiers via Twitter. Tweeting, of course, isn’t a prescribed method of setting policy. So this may not translate into real practice....
People Are Still Having Sex (Good god!)

People Are Still Having Sex (Good god!)

by | Jul 16, 2017

TEEN VOGUE ANAL SEX FIRES UP KOOKS, BUT YOU CAN’T FIGHT HUMAN NATURE I didn’t want to have opinions about the Teen Vogue anal sex essay, but the Internet forced me. And as Teen Vogue readers now know, some things you just shouldn’t force....

Pizzagate: Anti-Satanists Are Fucking Insane

by | Dec 11, 2016

PIZZAGATE: SATANIC PANIC WITH EXTRA TOPPINGS   The most dangerous thing any Satanist has done lately is get a little busy on Fred Phelps’ mom’s grave. On the other hand, anti-Satanists just goaded a loon into shooting up a Washington DC pizza parlor. Remind...