It sounds shallow to say, “If Matt Shea is against TST Washington they must be doing something right”—but sometimes you catch big fish in the shallow end.
Why do people believe these obviously wrong things? Many of them are stupid or sincerely troubled, but so are lots of people who never fuck up this bad.
When they ask “Why Satan?” what they mean is, “If none of my damaging assumptions about Satanism were true, then why are you a Satanist?” Absurd.
As southern culinary families go, serial gay bashers Chick-Fil-A were neck and neck with the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Now the chickens come home to roost.
Fox News axed host for talk about Satanic sacrifice conspiracies & “Moloch,” but this belief is EXTREMELY common with the freaks who make up their audience.