The Passion of Roy Moore (ew)

The Passion of Roy Moore (ew)

The lesson of disgraced judge turned disgraced Senate candidate Roy Moore: When atheists and Satanists warn you about religious kooks, you should listen.

Another Halloween Howler From Right-Wing Weirdos

Another Halloween Howler From Right-Wing Weirdos

HOW APOSTLE KIMBERLY DANIELS SAVED HALLOWEEN (BY TRYING TO RUIN IT) It’s almost Halloween, when Satanists wake with an extra spring in their step while kooks like Kimberly Daniels give the calendar dour glances. Who is Kimberly Daniels? Well, she’s a...
Revenge of the Templars

Revenge of the Templars

THE KNIGHTS TEMPLAR: WHAT FAKE SATANISTS TEACH US ABOUT REAL ZEALOTS It was October 13 (a Friday) in 1307 when France’s King Philip IV arrested the Knights Templar as heretics, burning or imprisoning most of them. It’s another Friday the 13th in October as...
The End Of the End Of the World Again

The End Of the End Of the World Again

SEPTEMBER 23 APOCALYPSE A DUD, NOW HOW ABOUT KNOCKING IT OFF?   September 23 has come and gone, which of course means you’re dealing with the shock of the recent worldwide Rapture. I recommend herbal tea with a dash of Jack Daniels. Yes, we just had yet...
A San Francisco Statement

A San Francisco Statement

A SATANIC STATEMENT ON THE NASHVILLE STATEMENT: CAN IT ALREADY Unless the “Nashville Statement” turns out to be a frank appraisal of the state of country music, I’m not interested. But no, the Nashville Statement is an anti-gay manifesto drummed up...