Some non-Satanists pose: If (most) Satanists don’t believe in the devil, what does “Hail Satan” even mean? The answer is all about you.
“We’re not what you think.”
Mainstream religions try to sell you eternity, but Satanism is transitive. Good things are not meant to last forever; they’re just meant to be good.
The face of Modern Satanism is most often as an adversary. But it’s the nature of words, ideas, people, and, yes, religions, to rarely be just one thing.
Catholic League boss Bill Donohue gripes about Satanists capitalizing on Easter. But of course, Catholics stole Easter to begin with…and that’s okay.