Joy To the World
Bastard Neo Nazi devil worship cult “Joy of Satan” reports that its main site had vanished from the Internet, thus inciting actual joy for the first time.
Me In the Spotlight, Using My Religion
Is Satanism a religion? Short answer: Yes. Longer answer: Yes, buuuut…it’s complicated. Turns out nobody knows what “religion” really means. And that can get scary for some.
Diverse Devils & Napoleon’s New Math
Napoleon once demanded where god is in math. Fundies want to know where he is in Satanism. These are dumb assumptions, but we all make similar errors sometimes.
Forced Motherhood Fanatics Abort Reality
What does “post-birth abortion” have to do with Satanic Ritual Abuse? Well, neither ever happened, but they got their own moral panic anyway.
Satan Says: There Are No Final Conflicts
Some bad ideas keep creeping into religions, like a “final conflict” resolving everyting. First of all, shit plan. Second, it’s just not gonna happen.
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