The End Of the End Of the World Again

The End Of the End Of the World Again

SEPTEMBER 23 APOCALYPSE A DUD, NOW HOW ABOUT KNOCKING IT OFF?   September 23 has come and gone, which of course means you’re dealing with the shock of the recent worldwide Rapture. I recommend herbal tea with a dash of Jack Daniels. Yes, we just had yet...
Black Hole Sun, Won’t You Come?

Black Hole Sun, Won’t You Come?

FLAT EARTHERS PREP FOR TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE THEY SHOULDN’T EVEN BELIEVE IN Tomorrow, the United States will witness a total solar eclipse. And then, presumably, Father Ba’al will use that dark gateway in the sky to cast a spell of doomsday over this...
When “God” Was Just a Dick To Job

When “God” Was Just a Dick To Job

SATANIST BIBLE STUDY: JOB’S PROBLEM OF EVIL PROBLEM People who spend a lot of time thinking about god have to worry about what they call the “Problem Of Evil.” Rarely realizing that it’s only a problem for them. The Problem of Evil is simple:...
Darwin Is Satan (And We’re Okay With That)

Darwin Is Satan (And We’re Okay With That)

WHY ZEALOTS HATE DARWIN AS MUCH AS SATAN   It’s Charles Darwin’s 208th birthday today. And if there’s one name the crazies hate more than Satan, it’s Darwin. When Henry Drummond arrives in town to argue Darwinian theory in Inherit the Wind (a 1955 play about the...