Our Satanic Presidential Roast

Our Satanic Presidential Roast

by | Jan 29, 2017

SIX REASONS WE’RE BURNING DONALD TRUMP In a few days, we’re gathering in a mildly top secret Bay Area location to burn Donald Trump in effigy. February 1 is Imbolc Night, a date for pagan fire festivals. And it borders on Candlemas, which conspiracy assholes...
Satan Says the Earth Is Round

Satan Says the Earth Is Round

by | Jan 22, 2017

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FLAT EARTHERS MEET SATAN, AND WHY WE’RE HAPPY ABOUT IT The Flat Earth Society is enjoying a renaissance these days, despite their noted hostility to any form of enlightenment. And yet, it turns out that even people who believe Satan is real and...
Satan: The Best Doctor You Ever Had

Satan: The Best Doctor You Ever Had

by | Oct 9, 2016

MODERN MEDICINE: BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE SATANISM IN THEIR LIVES Is anesthesia a tool of Satanist medicine? Depends how many centuries you wait for a second opinion. Although the discovery of basic painkillers and sedatives only barely postdates the swallowing...