Feel the Burn
Satan Brings Sexy Back
That’s how anti-Satanist conspiracy theories work: Even things that debunk the conspiracy are part of the conspiracy, including the NFL and the Super Bowl.
Mary Doe & the Cellular Specter
Mary Doe and the Satanic Temple say Missouri abortion laws violate her rights. Missouri says they just want to define cells as ghosts and give them rights.
The Never-Silent Majority
Zealots try to intimidate us with the assumption of normalcy, but events like the Women’s March illustrate that most Americans agree with us instead.
The Devil Didn’t Make Them Do It
Cops and tabloids want to call a Greek suicide a “Satanic ritual.” But it’s not the devil that should scare us; it’s our stigma about mental illness.
Have Yourself a Merry Little Krampus
What does the myth of Satan have to do with the Christmas tradition? As it turns out, just about everything.
Q: The All New, All Anonymous Satanic Panic
The Internet’s stupidest new Satanic Panic “Pizzagate” conspiracy (marketed by nameless fraud #QAnon) takes the conspiracy game to its inevitable climax.
Next Year In Jerusalem
From Jerusalem to Trump to Roy Moore, millions of Americans consider politics in the context of, “What can end the world fastest?” That’s not normal.
When Feminist Harpies Steal Your Sex Magick (And Other Totally Real Problems)
Robert Johnson, author of “The Satanic Warlock,” claims “feminazi harpies” use sex harassment charges to fuck up his “sex magick” and destroy men. Sigh…
This Is a Call For An Upbraiding
YouTube nut “A Call For An Uprising” declares inverted Christmas trees are a Satanic plot to “change everything.” I confess: He’s right.
The Passion of Roy Moore (ew)
The lesson of disgraced judge turned disgraced Senate candidate Roy Moore: When atheists and Satanists warn you about religious kooks, you should listen.
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