Feel the Burn
Pizzagate: Anti-Satanists Are Fucking Insane
PIZZAGATE: SATANIC PANIC WITH EXTRA TOPPINGS The most dangerous thing any Satanist has done lately is get a little busy on Fred Phelps' mom’s grave. On the other hand, anti-Satanists just goaded a loon into shooting up a Washington DC pizza parlor. Remind me...
The Right To Be Anti “Pro-Life”
TEXAS TELL ABORTION CLINICS "SEE YOU IN HELL", SATANIC TEMPLE SAYS "SEE YOU IN COURT" Ancient Christians preached that in Hell, women who had abortions would sit in “gore up to their necks." Meanwhile, the ghosts of unborn children breathed fire on them. That would...
Satan’s Equal Rights
THE DEVIL WAS THE FIRST "PERSON" TO OFFER AMERICANS EQUAL RIGHTS Back in 1692, during the Essex County witchcraft panic around Salem, Massachusetts, confessed "witches" told their captors that the devil promised them a world of “gallant equality." Which means,...
Satan: A Name For What Scares Off Weirdos
WHEN A FUNDAMENTALIST CALLS IT SATANIC, YOU KNOW IT'S WORKING RIGHT It doesn’t take much to be called a Satanist these days. Just run for office, become an atheist, complain about sexual assault, or be gay or trans, and a fundamentalist will dutifully stick the...
Satan Needs a Bible (Other Than the Satanic Bible)
IF SATAN WERE EVIL, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? (THE SATANIC BIBLE QUANDARY) As atheistic Satanists, we don’t believe that the devil exists. We certainly believe in Satan (via a different (better) definition of what that word means). But there's no real fallen angel or evil...
Satan: The Best Doctor You Ever Had
MODERN MEDICINE: BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE SATANISM IN THEIR LIVES Is anesthesia a tool of Satanist medicine? Depends how many centuries you wait for a second opinion. Although the discovery of basic painkillers and sedatives only barely postdates the swallowing...
Christian Hate Group Says Satan Ruined Black Lives Matter
BLACK LIVES MATTER (BUT NOT ENOUGH TO PLEASE SOME GODS) The American Family Association is a Christian hate group, but they mostly reserve their hate for gay and trans people. What could they possibly have against Black Lives Matter? The usual: Satan. AFA blogger...
Fundamentalists hate sex and education, so why do we let them teach sex ed?
SATANIC SEX ED: THE NON-CRAZY ALTERNATIVE Should Satanism be in schools? (See: After School Satan Clubs.) I'm on the fence. Mixing Satan and childhood is at best a bit uncomfortable. But I will say this: We could hardly fuck kids up worse than the fundies are doing....
Don’t Deliver Us From Evil
FRIAR COVERS FOR PEDOPHILE PRIESTS, CALLS TST CHILD MOLESTERS What's a bigger danger to kids: pedophiles, or the devil? It shouldn't be a difficult question, but some apparently disagree. Friar Dwight Longenecker is an apostate Anglican turned Catholic writer. He...
Satanic Panic: Any Old Excuse For Sexism
SATANIC PANIC AND THE FEAR OF WOMEN Most non-Satanist Americans probably don't recognize the phrase "Satanic Panic" anymore. This phase of moral panic and legal hysteria has mostly become a historic curiosity—and unfortunately, so has its lessons about religious...
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