The Sessions Rule: “God” Counts Double

The Sessions Rule: “God” Counts Double

by | Oct 8, 2017

JEFF SESSIONS MEMO SAYS: “GOD” MATTERS MORE THAN YOUR RIGHTS On Friday, a Jeff Sessions memo ordered the federal government to find god. And then to go ahead and find everyone’s basic rights too, but only if there’s time. You may remember that...

Double, Double (Run Reverse), Toil and Trouble

by | Oct 1, 2017

TAKE A KNEE: THE NFL’s SATANIC AMERICAN EXAMPLE You don’t need anybody’s approval to take a knee during the national anthem. That’s the whole point. All week long, chatter about protesting NFL players brought up “the troops.” Or the...
The End Of the End Of the World Again

The End Of the End Of the World Again

by | Sep 24, 2017

SEPTEMBER 23 APOCALYPSE A DUD, NOW HOW ABOUT KNOCKING IT OFF?   September 23 has come and gone, which of course means you’re dealing with the shock of the recent worldwide Rapture. I recommend herbal tea with a dash of Jack Daniels. Yes, we just had yet...

Illuminati Confirmed? Not Really

by | Sep 10, 2017

THE “ILLUMINATI”: A SECULAR SATAN FOR IRRELIGIOUS NUTS Google the word “Illuminati” and you’ll get 16 million results. By comparison, “al Qaeda” returns a tenth of that. By rights, al Qaeda really should have a leg up in interest. It has the advantage of...
A San Francisco Statement

A San Francisco Statement

by | Sep 3, 2017

A SATANIC STATEMENT ON THE NASHVILLE STATEMENT: CAN IT ALREADY Unless the “Nashville Statement” turns out to be a frank appraisal of the state of country music, I’m not interested. But no, the Nashville Statement is an anti-gay manifesto drummed up...