The Passion of Roy Moore (ew)

The Passion of Roy Moore (ew)

The lesson of disgraced judge turned disgraced Senate candidate Roy Moore: When atheists and Satanists warn you about religious kooks, you should listen.

The Sessions Rule: “God” Counts Double

The Sessions Rule: “God” Counts Double

JEFF SESSIONS MEMO SAYS: “GOD” MATTERS MORE THAN YOUR RIGHTS On Friday, a Jeff Sessions memo ordered the federal government to find god. And then to go ahead and find everyone’s basic rights too, but only if there’s time. You may remember that...
A San Francisco Statement

A San Francisco Statement

A SATANIC STATEMENT ON THE NASHVILLE STATEMENT: CAN IT ALREADY Unless the “Nashville Statement” turns out to be a frank appraisal of the state of country music, I’m not interested. But no, the Nashville Statement is an anti-gay manifesto drummed up...
People Are Still Having Sex (Good god!)

People Are Still Having Sex (Good god!)

TEEN VOGUE ANAL SEX FIRES UP KOOKS, BUT YOU CAN’T FIGHT HUMAN NATURE I didn’t want to have opinions about the Teen Vogue anal sex essay, but the Internet forced me. And as Teen Vogue readers now know, some things you just shouldn’t force....
Somewhere Over Which Rainbow?

Somewhere Over Which Rainbow?

SATAN’S PUPPETS MAKE “WARRIORS FOR CHRIST” TASTE THE RAINBOW It’s time again for San Francisco Pride, so let’s talk about the potent Satanic power of rainbow emojis. A couple of weeks ago the seemingly over-caffeinated fundamentalist Facebook page...