Feel the Burn
When the Truth Doesn’t Set Us Free
TRIALS, TRUMPS, AND SATANIC RITUAL ABUSE: WHAT IF THE TRUTH DOESN'T WORK? In 1992, FBI investigator Kenneth Lanning's report about "Satanic ritual abuse" achieved the impossible and made hysterical Americans act rationally. It wasn't easy. "In response to...
Another Halloween Howler From Right-Wing Weirdos
HOW APOSTLE KIMBERLY DANIELS SAVED HALLOWEEN (BY TRYING TO RUIN IT) It's almost Halloween, when Satanists wake with an extra spring in their step while kooks like Kimberly Daniels give the calendar dour glances. Who is Kimberly Daniels? Well, she's a Florida preacher...
Going Down To St James Infirmary
ST JAMES INFIRMARY: THE ONLY SAINT SATANISTS ENDORSE On October 28 we're hosting a screening of The Witch at San Francisco's Vogue Theater as a fundraiser for St James Infirmary. Note that St James Infirmary is not named after the Catholic Saint James. Although I...
Revenge of the Templars
THE KNIGHTS TEMPLAR: WHAT FAKE SATANISTS TEACH US ABOUT REAL ZEALOTS It was October 13 (a Friday) in 1307 when France's King Philip IV arrested the Knights Templar as heretics, burning or imprisoning most of them. It's another Friday the 13th in October as I write...
The Sessions Rule: “God” Counts Double
JEFF SESSIONS MEMO SAYS: "GOD" MATTERS MORE THAN YOUR RIGHTS On Friday, a Jeff Sessions memo ordered the federal government to find god. And then to go ahead and find everyone's basic rights too, but only if there's time. You may remember that back in May alleged US...
Double, Double (Run Reverse), Toil and Trouble
TAKE A KNEE: THE NFL's SATANIC AMERICAN EXAMPLE You don't need anybody's approval to take a knee during the national anthem. That's the whole point. All week long, chatter about protesting NFL players brought up "the troops." Or the flag. Or even, Ba'al help us, the...
The End Of the End Of the World Again
SEPTEMBER 23 APOCALYPSE A DUD, NOW HOW ABOUT KNOCKING IT OFF? September 23 has come and gone, which of course means you're dealing with the shock of the recent worldwide Rapture. I recommend herbal tea with a dash of Jack Daniels. Yes, we just had yet another...
Planned Parenthood: They’ll Still Call You a Satanist No Matter What
MISSOURI PLANNED PARENTHOOD MAKES SATANIC PANIC 2.0 AT BREITBART It's another week in Bizarro America 2017, and now Breitbart readers are FREAKING. OUT about Missouri Planned Parenthood and the Satanic Temple. Freakouts are what Breitbart readers do, of course. When...
Illuminati Confirmed? Not Really
THE "ILLUMINATI": A SECULAR SATAN FOR IRRELIGIOUS NUTS Google the word “Illuminati” and you’ll get 16 million results. By comparison, “al Qaeda” returns a tenth of that. By rights, al Qaeda really should have a leg up in interest. It has the advantage of really...
A San Francisco Statement
A SATANIC STATEMENT ON THE NASHVILLE STATEMENT: CAN IT ALREADY Unless the "Nashville Statement" turns out to be a frank appraisal of the state of country music, I'm not interested. But no, the Nashville Statement is an anti-gay manifesto drummed up by politically...
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